How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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