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(404): View more from Georgia

he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.

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(251): View more from Alabama

He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head

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(512): View more from Texas

The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.

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(251): View more from Alabama

What happened to no more shots?

(734): View more from Michigan

It went out the window just like my dreams

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(239): View more from Florida

I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.

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