sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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