Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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