Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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