are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We left an ass print on the piano.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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