Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Randomize
