I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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