He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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