Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
