Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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