I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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