The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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