Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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