I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
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