Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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