How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
