Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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