Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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