If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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