it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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