yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
His nipple licking is glorious
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