so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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