New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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