you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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