youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
two words...techno handjob
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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