at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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