your room smells of hookers.
And success
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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