I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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