I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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