i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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