Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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