My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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