found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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