your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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