So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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