I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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