Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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