There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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