brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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