hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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