The maid of honor just puked.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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