matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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