ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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