ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
well most of my day revolves around power hour
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm sobbing to NWA
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