Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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