i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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