Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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