Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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