Hey man sorry I got all grabby
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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